lesbianaffirmations:

Thank god for titties and pasta

(via the-lostgirll)

chaser:

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This site toppling the competition by opting to sell shoelaces instead of monetising their users must be one of the greatest examples of failing upwards in history

(via mdgxc)

prurientlyy:

your-villainous-neighbour:

Eric found one (1) person who was willing to listen to him rant abt his hyperfixation and decided that’s his soulmate. same

whencartoonsruletheworld:

so the new little mermaid guidebook is like REALLY fucking good and cool and y’all should read it, it SLAPS, but like. the one thing that got me fucking spiraling is that they implied that like. the mermaids have sea creatures as familiars???

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which is a cool idea but makes me question so many things like. is flounder ariel’s familiar??? how does that work??? more importantly how the fuck is she able to leave him in the ocean and go live on land???? what happens to him when they separate, what happens to her, does she just cease having a familiar as a human, would– OH MY GOD IS SCUTTLE HER FAMILIAR????

null-is-sparing-you:

espurrnential:

depsidase:

the “you aren’t friends” really sells it.

(via the-lostgirll)

spacesweepers:

it’s strooping absolute wafel

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nickfromguesswhohateclub:

what no one tells you about being autistic is people just don’t like you. maybe you make friends, but they get tired of you fast. even if you’re not actively bullied, your peers just…. don’t pay attention to you. something about you is offputting and weird to mostly everyone, and you literally cannot stop it no matter how hard you try.

discotec:

no see the thing is I think he has a point

animentality:

lmaonade:

ccan u guys start trimming the little tik tok watermark off the vids at the end. it’s annoying and jumpscares me and i piss the bed every time

beetledrink:

it’s always funny in sillydelphia

duckdotcom:

gonna dox the pope

slimetony:

*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.